Sunday, November 25, 2012

Infinite Looper

"What I am going to tell you may confuse you, but I am a Looper. No, not like the movie, I don't travel time to kill people. I, for all extent and purposes, repeat my life after I die. I do not know why, but when I die I instantly wake up on December 5th, 1995. I'm eight years old again, in my room with an SNES, walls covered in baseball posters, and my parents are still alive.

I've thought about writing a Nostradamus-like prediction book, but I've noticed that small variations do happen. For example, that terrible show "Glee" was called "Gleeks" and The Avengers didn't come out until 2013. The thing is though, most of the big events still happen at the same time. 9/11 happens accordingly, War on Terror goes the same, Saddam is killed, stuff like that.

Now, I can kinda see how you may think this is a blessing, being able to do things with no permanent consequences, but it's really not. I've had famalies before, but they all fucking disappear the second I die and then I wake up on December 5th. This is my 4th "life" and I'm going insane. I don't dare drastically change things or do random stupid shit because what if this time I die and don't come back? What if this time all of my actions have a REAL consequence? If there is a hell, I'm living it"

Tuesday, November 13, 2012

Monday, November 5, 2012

The Beginning

The explorer bent down towards the river.

"The rivers current is slower than usual" he said as he stuck his hand into the sandy bottomed river.

A large man clad in dark drab hung over him and spoke plainly "The river is dying, as is this world"

The man by the river swung his head around and looked at the large figure over him and said "How do you know the world is dying?"

The large man's voice ominiously boomed "I have lived for hundreds of years, I am eternally tied to this world"

The explorer stood up, and saw how he was dwarfed by the dark figure. He looked up to him and spoke softly, "Then why is the world dying?"

The man grabbed the small explorer and threw him into the river, bent over, and dipped his fingers into the murky water. He spoke plainly as the explorer swam up to catch his breath from the river, "I grow cynical with my eternal life, it is a curse to me. Thus, I am killing this world."

After his final words were spoken, the river turned black and various fish began floating to the surface.

The large man's voice boomed as he raised up from the river, "This is only the beginning"

Wednesday, March 7, 2012

The Stars, They're So Vast

I apologize in advance, it has been quite some time since I've posted anything (besides saying that I was gonna post soon, which I also missed that deadline too) BUT this is some old-skool shit that I wrote, so it's actually kinda long. PREPARE FOR AN EXPANDED UNIVERSE AND SHIT.

"March 15th, 2775, about 3PM, just outside of Kalithu's atmosphere on the S.S. Hirama" Jacob Yurnn said to his wrist intercom.

"You still update your logs?" asked his friend Nate Mahi

"Well Altocom still pays my salary right?" shot Jacob.

"Yeah, shit pay anyways. Plus, you do know they just have a giant warehouse of the logs of people? I heard they never even check that stuff" said Nate

"Probably, but if they ever need to check it, I'll be golden"

"Hah, I guess you're right" said Nate as he was walking the other way, "Oh hey! What time is your delivery?"

"8:45" said Jake

"Perfect! After I drop off all of my shit, wanna go to the bar for a few drinks? I'm looking to get smashed in Kali"

"Yeah, sure" said Jacob as he chuckled, "Looks like I'll have to grab a ship for auto-pilot for the ride home"

Jacob continued his inventory check while still advancing toward the docking bay. After making sure everything was satisfactory, Jacob loaded up the cargo onto the shuttle. He went up to the docking bay officer's room and got the A-Ok to leave the ship. Jacob hopped into the shuttle and flipped a few switches, and the ship sprang to life. Jake coasted through the loading dock and out into open space, and was amazed at how...beautiful it was.

As Jacob entered Kalithu's atmosphere, a single fighter ship came around behind him. The shuttle's intercom started flashing and Jacob smacked the button to open the com.

"Hirama shuttle B-4, report to 3A docking station, I'll escort you in" said the uniformed pilot.
"Yup, will do sir" said Jake, again smacking the button to the coms, "Do they think I'm an idiot or something? I know how to fly myself in..." he whispered under his breath.

He gently glided towards the docking bay, and once in range he turned off his main thrusters. Now was the time to pop on the bottom engines to maneuver the ship into the relatively small docking platform. After a few seconds of adjusting, Jake took the ship down and flipped a few more switches, killing the engine and opening the back door for the cargo.

He popped out of the ship through a door on the side, and made his way for the back of the ship, ready to deliver whatever cargo he had"

That's all I'll bore you with for now! Tomorrow if I'm bored around midnight I'll post more (That was effectively 2 pages, and even that was condensed, out of probably 30)

So, see you tomorrow hopefully!

Monday, February 27, 2012

Hey guys

I know I havent been updating shit on this bad boy for...2 months? or so, but I'm getting back into the swing of things and I'll start posting stories again.

See you in a day or two. I hope :x

Thursday, January 5, 2012

Short as fuuuuu-

"Now, little thing right there looks like ancient Hypermothian in origin" Kolt said as Johnathan fingered the tiny coin, "Its worth quite the small fortune I'd imagine"

Johnathan looked up at Kolt and a small smile formed on his face, "Dont give me that bullshit Kolt, you know that I know when you're lying right?"

Kolt tried to keep a straight face, but eventually burst out into laughter, crying out "I'll never be able to keep a straight face looking at you!"

"Maybe one day you can trick me by telling the truth" said Johnathan as he burst into laughter too.

"Maybe John, just maybe!" said Kolt, "But we should pack up before anyone sees"

"You're right" said Johnathan as he moved the body of a middle aged man into a slumped position, "Maybe they'll think he's just passed out"

"Well let's go and hit another one before the sun comes up" said Kolt, as they both made off from the alleyway.