Wednesday, August 10, 2011
Watched "Rise of the Planet of the Apes"
Lemme just say that its intense. I was scared of chimpanzees and gorillas beforehand, but now they're up there on my list of fears just below aliens, zombies, and pirates. The movie is a solid 8/10, but there's really nothing to say about it. The CGI monkeys looked phenomenal, and James Franco played a likeable human protagonist.
SPOILERS BELOW, WELL KINDA SPOILERS I GUESS BUT YOU KNEW IT WAS GONNA HAPPEN IN THE TRAILER
When the whole police force is getting its shit packed by the gorillas from below the bridge and the chimps on the ropes up top of the bridge, nobody seemed to shoot their guns. A few did sure, but after they unloaded on the bus like idiots, they basically turned into mindless mooks that were set out on a silver platter for the monkeys to gobbled right up (No, no monkeys ate anyone). But like, if I was one of those cops, I would be going rambo on their asses with whatever I had (gun-wise) Those bros with the horses had more testicles than the SWAT team : /